You’re very rude but
Your hair is so rich,
Very particular,
You know how to switch.
You’re really too much,
I don’t think I can sit,
But you go lay down
As you see befit.
Who are you?
Hint 1: A “once upon a time” fictional character.
Hint 2: This character broke something.
Hint 3: Porridge.
I will also accept Brian’s non-fictional answer in comments.
Link to answer: http://tinyurl.com/k4vfms8
Reowr 
Damn it…I was thinking it was Hugh Heffner.
LOL. Yes, that also would be acceptable.
I was gonna say you’re dog! 😉 lol
That actually fits all of the criteria, especially if you’re talking about a misbehaved golden retriever. This was my first batch of riddles, so I had no clue how to do them. Glad they didn’t make you pull your hair out like some riddles make me do. 🙂
too much fun! love a good puzzle!!! 🙂
Are you still playing, Goldilocks, or is it all over?x
Hey! You got it! That’s awesome. First try?